Extreme Dumpster Diving

$69.00

lens typeNON-REFLECTIVE
head size FOR REGULAR HEADS
best useBEST FOR "RECYCLING"

 

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lens typeNON-REFLECTIVE
head size FOR REGULAR HEADS
best useBEST FOR "RECYCLING"

 

PSSST...C'MERE.

CRAZY EDDY WANTS TO TELL YOU A SECRET. EXTREME DUMPSTER DIVING IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!!!! NEED A NEW LAPTOP? THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE WATER RECLAMATION PLANT IS A GOLD MINE. GRAB A CELL PHONE TOO! JUST REMEMBER TO PUT ON YOUR WRAP G SUNNIES FIRST. THEY WON'T FOG UP ON THE STEAMIEST OF HEADS OR IN THE FOULEST OF STENCHES.

Made For


biking

Great For


beasting

running

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING.

2 NO BOUNCE

OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER.

3 ANTI-FOG

EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE ANTI-FOG COATING PREVENTS THE INSIDE OF THIS EXTREME WRAPAROUND LENS FROM FOGGING EVEN WITH THE EXTREMEST SWEAT.

4 ALL POLARISED

GLARE-REDUCING, POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.

5 ALL EXTREME

YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO

6 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO

 

Frames tech
extreme dumpster diving grey full coverage sunglasses with rose lenses

DO I PLAY SPORTS???


BASKETBALL? BORING!!!

SOCCER? STUPID!!!

HOCKEY? HORRIBLE!!!

TENNIS? TEDIOUS!!!

CRICKET? CRAPFEST!!!

WE'RE HARDCORE, BABAYYYYY!!!!

THERE'S ONLY ONE SPORT WE F*CKING CARE ABOUT!!!!!

WOOOOOO!!!!

EXTREME DUMPSTER DRIVING



Extreme Dumpster Diving

$69.00

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