Yard Sale Survivor

$49.00

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Sliding down the slopes

 

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Sliding down the slopes

 

LIMITED EDITION: EAT MY SKIS

Do you have an Uncle Rico complex? Stuck in '82? You don't need to buy a sketchy time machine on Craigslight to get back to the glory days of the 80's!!! Do yourself a favor and grab a pair of these totally rad Eat My Skis sunnies instead. Same good vibes, way less hassle. (Time travel paradoxes are so gnarly.)

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).  

5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO

 

Frames tech

"YARD SALE!!!!!"


"YARD SALE!!!!!" shouts everyone, as you eat it. Can you lie here in the snow forever? No. You sit up, look around. Yup. There's your skis, poles, gloves, hat, scarf, and pride, spewed across the slopes. You might spew, yourself. Ugh. Some nearby kids, adults, and marmots laugh. Wait, what? Marmots can laugh?! Bastards. Thankfully your sunnies survived to hide the tears freezing on your face. But they can't shield the profanities coming out of your mouth.



Yard Sale Survivor

$49.00

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