The Passion of The Crust
CARL'S ANTI-RESOLUTIONS: THE PASSION OF THE CRUST
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're Ordering In or Running to a Friend's to Order In.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
INTRODUCING THE PASSION OF THE CRUST.
Pizza is a story of violence. You beat the dough, punch the air bubbles and stretch it flat and wide. Then you splatter cheese, sauce and toppings like a mess of bloody gore and bake it in the oven's hellfire. Does food have feelings? We hope not. But just in case, put on these black frames with burnt orange lenses to appreciate the ingredients' sacrifice.