Take a Pitcher, It'll Last Longer
LIMITED EDITION: CARL'S ANTI-RESOLUTIONS
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re embracing the new year or embracing yourself for being awesome.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO
WORDS ARE HARD, PUNS ARE FOREVER
Dad could never pronounce the word "picture." No matter how hard we, or a speech coach, tried, it always came out as "pitcher." Welp, the man did love pounding some serious ales and so it only seemed right to give up on the correction and just let nature be nature. We get it, it's easier to say. Cheers, Pops. Throw on these lager printed shades with gold lenses while you raise 60 oz in the air and say, "Go on now, child. Take a pitcher, it'll last longer!" P.S. The silverware in this "pitcher" is 100% necessary.