Stay Fly, Ornithologists

$59.00

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Bird Watching on a Run

 

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Bird Watching on a Run

 

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Don't be a dodo!!! Spread your wings and soar with Stay Fly, Ornithologists PHG sunglasses. These professorial frames won't slip or bounce while you live your best life. Unlike the dodos, who lived on the island Mauritius, and watched all their eggs get eaten by pigs, cats and monkeys. What a bunch of losers! We're not trying to scare you or anything, but the dodo made absolutely zero attempts to stay fly, and now it's extinct. Nuff said.

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO DISSERTATION

No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.

5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO

 

Frames tech

NOBEL PRIZE MEETS BILLBOARD


Two ornithologists released a pop-rap song full of cheesy bird puns! (And they're both going through an existential crisis.)


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Stay Fly, Ornithologists

$59.00

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