Run, You Fools!
LIMITED EDITION: SORCERY SPECTACLES
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether on a trail run or standing in line at Platform 9 3/4.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
FORGET GANDALF, MEET JORDALF!
Don't be fooled by that sweet grin and glorious gray mane. She is the queen of The Surreal World. Her magical powers include conjuring a drama-deflecting shield, zapping house rule-breakers with lightning, and, according to her momager, doing a mean center split. All Gandalf did was get high, harass hobbits and tell creatures that can't fly to "fly you fools." What a loser. We stan Jordalf.READ ORIGIN STORY