RIP Augustus Gloop
LIMITED EDITION: CARL'S ANTI-RESOLUTIONS
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re embracing the new year or embracing yourself for being awesome.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
SAVE SOME FOR LATER? NO WAY!
OMG, Augustus was totally #goals AF. Like, we wish we could commit to anything the way he committed to chocolate. He literally risked his life and jumped into a river of that high-antioxidant goodness. His skin probably looked so dewey and gorg. Ugh, worth it. Augustus was bae, for sure. These chocolate printed shades with chocolatey lenses honor Augustus' undying commitment to his fave. Errrr...dying commitment as the case may be. We're not sure if he survived.