Professor 00G

$59.00

lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Parkour Chases Around Town

 

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lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Parkour Chases Around Town

 

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle-like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL" DOCTORS, MOM & DAD!!!)

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO DISSERTATION

No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.

5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO

 

Frames tech
professor 00g black polarized phg sunglasses

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Learn about the greatest movie* that was never made!!!
(*We had to say that so Carl the Flamingo wouldn't send the Octopus Cult after us.)



Professor 00G

$59.00

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