Melisandre's Day Care
LIMITED EDITION: SORCERY SPECTACLES
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether on a trail run or standing in line at Platform 9 3/4.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
YOU CAN'T TRUST KIDS ON YOUR OWN.
They steal Dornish red, they use ravens to send eggplant emojis, they get the Iron Throne confused with the porcelain throne - ugh! Well, good news. Melisandre's Day Care is here to help. Slap on these translucent sunnies with chrome lenses and you'll look more lit than Shireen Baratheon. THIS GIRL. THIS GIRL. THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE. What, too soon? Trust, if Melisandre burns your little darling to death, it's for a very good reason. #STANNIS2020.READ ORIGIN STORY