Glinda's Resting Witch Face
LIMITED EDITION: SORCERY SPECTACLES
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether on a trail run or standing in line at Platform 9 3/4.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
THE PHRASE "RESTING WITCH FACE" IS SEXIST.
You never hear people talk about "resting wizard face." Magical bros can stroll through Oz with stanky expressions and it's totally cool. But when magical gals stop cheesing for two seconds they're witches? Puh. Lease. Luckily, Glinda's got a solution. Her innocent smile IS her resting witch face. (We'll give you a sec to pick your brains off the wall since your mind is blown.) .READ ORIGIN STORY