Flamites, God Of Flamingos

$59.00

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads or Wider Heads
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

 

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads or Wider Heads
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

 

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

Who is the god of flamingos, shrimp, and Piña Coladas? It's Flamites, God of Flamingos. Duh!!! He's the only deity we worship here at goodr. (Just don't tell Carl the Flamingo that. He considers himself a god.) Flamites makes it rain shrimp around our office on the reg, it kinda reeks but we don't say anything because we don't want him to turn us into crustaceans and then eat us. He was the inspo for these gorgeous, colorful stone-inspired sunnies.

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.

3 ALL POLARIZED

The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL SPEED

An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.   

Frames tech
FLAMITE GOD OF FLAMINGOS PURPLE BLAK MARBLE POLARIZED aviator sunglasses

INTRODUCING FLAMITE, GOD OF FLAMINGOS


You probably never learned about this deity when you learned about Greek mythology...

He’s the god of flamingos, shrimp, hyper-sexuality, kleptomania, Piña Coladas, & the REAL god of orgies...

Do you know who he is?!

If you guessed that it’s Carl the Flamingo...

YOU’RE WRONG!!!

Although Carl does consider himself a god among men, we’re actually talking about...

Flamites, God of Flamingos



Flamites, God Of Flamingos

$59.00

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