Farmer Von's Triple Pump
BFGs: BEAST F*CKING GOODRS
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.
1 NO SLIP
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
2 NO BOUNCE
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 GRADIENT LENSES
Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.
5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
6 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO
ALL TIME TRIPLE PUMPER
The Denver Donkeys are the best team in football. Period. In no small part due to everyone’s favorite chicken farmer and egregious triple pumpin’ pass rusher. These blue and orange shades were made for fast runners like him and slow runners, like you!