CHEESY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

$59.00

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads or Wider Heads
best useBest Suited for Reaching New Heights

 

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads or Wider Heads
best useBest Suited for Reaching New Heights

 

IT'S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD

Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They're aviator frames. But that doesn't qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Cheesy Flight Attendant. Get it? Colby Jack?!?! That was a thinker. Psst! Everybody on staff knows you like to get high. In the air. By booking a plane ticket!!! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while we crash into a mountain. Kidding, kidding! Laugh a little, will ya?!?! Life is short. Really short, considering how drunk the pilot is right now. J/K! J/K! Geez!!!!

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.

3 ALL POLARIZED

The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL SPEED

An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.   

5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP

Included with purchase.

Frames tech
moonstone bornite clear multi-colored sunglasses with blue lenses

She oozes style and grace...


Nope, wait, that's cheese.
She oozes cheese.



CHEESY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

$59.00

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