Artifacts, Not Artifeelings

$59.00

lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Unearthing Deep Emotions

 

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lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Unearthing Deep Emotions

 

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Extra, extra! Read all about it! Famed archeologist Notre Latedto Anyonetrademarked excavated an underground temple! And what did she find? A pit of dangerously adorable kittens. (Kittens. Why'd it have to be kittens? She HATES kittens!) Also, she found rare sunglass artifacts known to ancient civilizations as PHGs. You may not like these pedantic frames, but she doesn’t care. She wants Artifacts, Not Artifeelings. (SAME. Excavators are our motivators.)

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO DISSERTATION

No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.

5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO

 

Frames tech
ARTIFACTS NOT ARTIFEELINGS POLARIZED SUNGLASSES TRTOISE SHELLS

artiFACTS!!!


A kid brought homemade "dinosaur bones" to Show and Tell and the teacher called him out. Totally ROASTED him!!!!!
Take that, Mallory.


Artifacts, Not Artifeelings

$59.00

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