Ares Has, Like...No Chill

$59.00

Mirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

 

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Mirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

 

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

This is Ares. He has, like... no chill. Don't piss him off unless you want him to jab you with that pointy spear. He is filled with rage AND he loves gore. We just hope you've had your tetanus shot. Although, no tetanus shot is required for these Ares Has Like...No Chill sunnies.

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).  

Frames tech
ARES HAS LIKE NO CHILL MONOLENS REFLECTIVE SUNGLASSES

INTRODUCING ARES HAS LIKE...NO CHILL

Ares is the god of war, or if you want to get technical, the spirit of battle.

You know, the yucky aspects of warfare and slaughter. Like gore, he loves gore. And rage. SO much rage!!!

He gives us major road rage vibes. He probably makes servers and cashiers cry on the reg.

He honestly probs just desperately needs a hug and some word cuddles.

Ares Has, Like... No Chill


Ares Has, Like...No Chill

$59.00

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