Streak Free Sunnies

$49.00

lens typeMirror Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Sprucing Up Your Crib

 

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lens typeMirror Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Sprucing Up Your Crib

 

LIMITED EDITION: CHORES

Ever want to get a group together to clean people's windows so you create an online post called "Wanna Go Streaking???" thinking it will attract neat freaks but instead it attracts nude freaks and when you explain the miscommunication they look devastated like their drooping junk was a beautiful gift to share with the world and you wish you had something to give them to lift their bare-ass naked spirits? Introducing Streak Free Sunnies.

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).  

5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO

 

Frames tech
smells like clean spirit sunglasses

MMMM.. CLEAN


our bathroom is a mess.
Your kitchen is a mess.
Your bedroom is a mess.
Your living room is a mess.
Your car is a mess.
Your lover is a hot mess...
...nice. HIGH FIVE!!!!!

Let's make a clean start.


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