Wipe Away Your Sins
LIMITED EDITION: CHORES
"Are you serious?! A line of sunglasses inspired by chores?!" Yes. Yes, we are. The act of cleaning is calming. Stress-relieving. And criticism-reducing, when your parents visit. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you scrub soap scrum, or hire someone else to do it. (Also, it's National Cleaning Week, so you have NO EXCUSE to procrastinate.) At goodr, we're all about living so-fresh so-clean, though nothing can clean our dirty minds.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO
IT'S THE TEN CLEAN COMMANDMENTS!
Clean your dishes so you don't get roaches.
Recycle or you're trash, atrocious.
Scrub your nasty disgusting bathroom.
Clean your carpet, or you suck like a vacuum.
Sort clothes into 'Clean, Donate, Sell.'
Declutter your home, hoarders go to hell.
Hit the kitchen, get rid of all splatter.
Wash your sheets, they might have fecal matter.
Put on a pair of Wipe Away Your sins.